The family takes a break,
flying to Maui. Dad is
scheduled to teach at Hilo on the
Big Island.
Dad's close friend named Ralph accompanies them to the outer islands.
People in This Story:
Dad;
Mel;
Mom;
Ralph (old friend);
Wes
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Story:
Ralph:
Hello, everyone. Good to see you again. Thought I'd join you for sun and fun in Hawaii.
Dad:
Nice to see you again, you old fart.
It's always good to share with a friend. We're flying to Maui today and plan on visiting
other islands in the next few days. Howz that grab ya?
[How does that grab you?]
Ralph:
I like it! I was booked solid,
but will rearrange my schedule.
Mom:
Ralph, we're all happy you can go with us.
[The group flies to Maui and stay at a hotel in
Lahaina.]
Dad:
Heads up, everyone.
This is the Kihei Coast,
where I once worked as a landscaper for an international hotel near here.
Ralph:
That was a tough time,
buddy. We first met there, which
is why I wanted to come with you today. Sort of like
reliving the past.
Wes:
And go up Mauna Kea
to see snow on the mountain. It actually is the tallest mountain in the world,
not Mount Everest,
if you measure its base from the ocean floor to its peak.
Mel:
Good job, Wes.
I didn't know you studied so much about geography.
Mom:
He generally knows more than you give credit for.
As for me, I truly want to visit Na Pali Coast
on the island of Kauai.
Mel:
Mom, wasn't the movie South Pacific
filmed on Kauai?
Mom:
Yes, so was part of Elvis Presley's movie of
Blue Hawaii.
Dad:
I remember that place. But I don't like eating poi. It's a paste-like goo made
from taro roots. Tastes like crud.
Mel:
Dad, will we be able to visit the small island of
Ni'ihau?
I heard tourists don't go there.
Dad:
That's because it's a private island restricted to Hawaiian people. So of
course, we can't visit it. Anyway, we have plenty to see on the other islands.
Now, let's get cracking.